the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thread

[McSpunckle]

My laptop hard drive broke when I put a magnetic Gorillapod over it. I lost all my graphics files, PCB layouts, and all of my music and software. Nothing was backed up-- I was going to buy an external hard drive soon-ish.

I just messed up on two batched of And Aardvarks! pedals-- in a row.

I've had someone's pedal for mods for way too long, and when I finally finish, I wired the power wrong so the LED blew. I don't have any of those right now, so of course I have to hope Radio Shack has some, or just wait-- yet again.

Mammoth electronics, for some reason, ships switches and pots without the hardware attached. so now I have a bunch of stuff with loose hardware, and I'll be shocked if i get half way through them before I start struggling to find hardware. Also, one set of switches has short shafts, and one set of pots just didn't have hardware at all.

I don't have a car because I can't afford one. My parents have two just sitting around, but I can't seem to get the minor work done on them that they need.

And, somehow, I'm totally optimistic about everything.

[tuffteef]

My laptop hard drive broke when I put a magnetic Gorillapod over it. I lost all my graphics files, PCB layouts, and all of my music and software. Nothing was backed up-- I was going to buy an external hard drive soon-ish.

I just messed up on two batched of And Aardvarks! pedals-- in a row.

I've had someone's pedal for mods for way too long, and when I finally finish, I wired the power wrong so the LED blew. I don't have any of those right now, so of course I have to hope Radio Shack has some, or just wait-- yet again.

Mammoth electronics, for some reason, ships switches and pots without the hardware attached. so now I have a bunch of stuff with loose hardware, and I'll be shocked if i get half way through them before I start struggling to find hardware. Also, one set of switches has short shafts, and one set of pots just didn't have hardware at all.

I don't have a car because I can't afford one. My parents have two just sitting around, but I can't seem to get the minor work done on them that they need.

And, somehow, I'm totally optimistic about everything.

you just need someone to kiss it better and rub your tummy

[BlueBoy]

theavondon, however, wore a motherfucking double breasted suit

Theavondon: Classiest mother fuzzer around

Seriously, man. Look at how classy this is.



I mean, god damn.

[MaxMaps]

My laptop hard drive broke when I put a magnetic Gorillapod over it. I lost all my graphics files, PCB layouts, and all of my music and software. Nothing was backed up-- I was going to buy an external hard drive soon-ish.

I just messed up on two batched of And Aardvarks! pedals-- in a row.

I've had someone's pedal for mods for way too long, and when I finally finish, I wired the power wrong so the LED blew. I don't have any of those right now, so of course I have to hope Radio Shack has some, or just wait-- yet again.

Mammoth electronics, for some reason, ships switches and pots without the hardware attached. so now I have a bunch of stuff with loose hardware, and I'll be shocked if i get half way through them before I start struggling to find hardware. Also, one set of switches has short shafts, and one set of pots just didn't have hardware at all.

I don't have a car because I can't afford one. My parents have two just sitting around, but I can't seem to get the minor work done on them that they need.

And, somehow, I'm totally optimistic about everything.

Every storm passes, when I made my self have a better attitude about everything it was much better to slog through shit like that.

it gets better spunky

[unownunown]

i just ate these fake 'meat crumbles' THAT TASTED LIKE FUCKING FOOD.

THIS SHIT IS WITCH CRAFT

[McSpunckle]

My parents give me shit about being vegan, so a couple of nights ago I made my parents veggie burgers, and my dad said it was "better than a hamburger", then asked me to cook another one last night.

Who wins? I win, motherfucker.

[futuresailors]

My parents give me shit about being vegan, so a couple of nights ago I made my parents veggie burgers, and my dad said it was "better than a hamburger", then asked me to cook another one last night.

Who wins? I win, motherfucker.

Wait, man-milk doesn't count as an animal by-product?

[unownunown]

My parents give me shit about being vegan, so a couple of nights ago I made my parents veggie burgers, and my dad said it was "better than a hamburger", then asked me to cook another one last night.

Who wins? I win, motherfucker.

Wait, man-milk doesn't count as an animal by-product?

share the recipe, spunckle! for the burgers, not the man milk.

[tuffteef]

My parents give me shit about being vegan, so a couple of nights ago I made my parents veggie burgers, and my dad said it was "better than a hamburger", then asked me to cook another one last night.

Who wins? I win, motherfucker.

u know that fool was lying to not hurt your feelings about your rug burgers

[snipelfritz]

My parents give me shit about being vegan, so a couple of nights ago I made my parents veggie burgers, and my dad said it was "better than a hamburger", then asked me to cook another one last night.

Who wins? I win, motherfucker.

u know that fool was lying to not hurt your feelings about your rug burgers

No, I'm calling shenanigans on the story altogether. McSpunckle doesn't even have parents. He was made in a test tube with DNA from an alligator and Roger Moore.

[McSpunckle]

My parents give me shit about being vegan, so a couple of nights ago I made my parents veggie burgers, and my dad said it was "better than a hamburger", then asked me to cook another one last night.

Who wins? I win, motherfucker.

Wait, man-milk doesn't count as an animal by-product?

share the recipe, spunckle! for the burgers, not the man milk.

1) It's still vegan if it comes from a human. I'm totally down with semen... and breast milk.
2) ... I don't have a recipe... but I'll post some guidelines in the recipe thread a bit later.


Happiness:
HP overnighted the new hard dive for my laptop, which they sent me basically no questions asked for free. (though, they did get my credit card info in case I didn't send the old one back). when they called to get the info, I talked to an Indian call center guy who couldn't pronounce "Tennessee", and it was adorable. ^_^

[McSpunckle]

OMG! I just pissed two pee streams! Like, two completely even streams, one lower than the other. I wish I had my camera! GUH!

[snipelfritz]

1) It's still vegan if it comes from a human.

Is this for realz?!?!?!

[BlueBoy]

Sounds like a slippery slope to cannibalism.

[foomanfat]

Came home from work, put on side b of Thrushes' Sun Come Undone and took a looooooooooong hot shower.
Super relaxed.