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ophelia. born at 2 this morning into the comfort of our own tub!
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Congratulations Aen.
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Did the birth in the bath tub work just as well for your wife and daughter?
Is this your third daughter?
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Is this your third daughter?
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2nd daughter, 3rd child. Ophelia seemed pretty cool with the impromptu water birth, and my wife said it helped her slow down a lot. She has a tendancy to push like a fucking maniac and tear pretty bad. No tears this time, and dear daughter perked right up as soon as she made it ashore.
It also made cleanup a breeze
casue when babies comes out moms are like
and then Im like
and then we're all
and then my family is all like
and im like 
then at about 4am we finally were all ike
but the dog is still all like:
It also made cleanup a breeze
casue when babies comes out moms are like
and then Im like
and then we're all
and then my family is all like
and im like then at about 4am we finally were all ike
but the dog is still all like:
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LOL!!
Super congrats Aen! Fuck yeah!!
That was the funniest birthing story with smilies I've ever heard!
Family reigns supreme. May the Gods keep yours in their favor!
L'CHAIM! To Life!
Super congrats Aen! Fuck yeah!!
That was the funniest birthing story with smilies I've ever heard!
Family reigns supreme. May the Gods keep yours in their favor!
L'CHAIM! To Life!
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too cool!
I like how you put this in the do it yourself section lol
and the whole story through smilies, very very nice.
ive a question though, how do you go about getting a birth certificate and all that jazz if your kid is born at home?
I've no kids of my own and as such am as noob to this as you can be to anything.
wanna enlighten me?
btw beautiful kid, seriously, judging by your pic your wife must be amazing looking
I like how you put this in the do it yourself section lol
and the whole story through smilies, very very nice.
ive a question though, how do you go about getting a birth certificate and all that jazz if your kid is born at home?
I've no kids of my own and as such am as noob to this as you can be to anything.
wanna enlighten me?
btw beautiful kid, seriously, judging by your pic your wife must be amazing looking
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Awesome story!!! Many blessings to you and your family!!! 
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I will try to remember the questions, and then answer them!
The Birth certificate is just a simple order through the Gov't, have a doctor sign it, etc, that kind of thing, it's really not all that shrouded or difficult.
As for the umbiblical (intentional typo) cord, we ordered a little clamp, just like they use in the Hospital, which you squash down on the thing, and then...
CUT THE CORD!
The Birth certificate is just a simple order through the Gov't, have a doctor sign it, etc, that kind of thing, it's really not all that shrouded or difficult.
As for the umbiblical (intentional typo) cord, we ordered a little clamp, just like they use in the Hospital, which you squash down on the thing, and then...
CUT THE CORD!
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Dang, looks like you got some strawberry preserves on it or somethin' 
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I think, technically that is the blood of the innocent.
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*spits his toast out*
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"My theory is that music is good, it's the only religion that delivers the goods. And anybody who wants to hear any kind of music is entitled to hear that music because it's good for you – it makes you feel good. If you like it, go for it. Just because I don't like it doesn't mean anything – it's a matter of personal taste."
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myspace.com/lowwoods
"My theory is that music is good, it's the only religion that delivers the goods. And anybody who wants to hear any kind of music is entitled to hear that music because it's good for you – it makes you feel good. If you like it, go for it. Just because I don't like it doesn't mean anything – it's a matter of personal taste."
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You should get a sponsorship from Chicago Cutlery.
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When I read the title of this thread I was like "haha very funny Aen has built another BADASS pedal". I totally didn't see that coming... I also don't think anybody on the forum could use these smilies in the same way to describe such a beautiful story. Congratulations to you and your family on your new born!!!!
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devi ever wrote:aen wrote:I think, technically that is the blood of the innocent.
My wife informs me that that blood was actually shared between her and Opy, so it's technically only half innocent. Which explains why the vampires and satanists in the area have been ragging on my freecycle ad.
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So awesome.
Thanks for sharing and many congrats to you and the mrs.
Whoohoo!
Thanks for sharing and many congrats to you and the mrs.
Whoohoo!
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