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Re: the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thr
Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2015 11:49 pm
by imJonWain
I once got texted by a random number calling me a "cunt muffin" and it was apparently the wrong number some broad gave her friend in a bar
Re: the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thr
Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 3:56 am
by snipelfritz
Is cunt muffin an insult or a pet name?
Re: the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thr
Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 5:40 am
by Eivind August
snipelfritz wrote:Is cunt muffin an insult or a pet name?
I was wondering the same thing.

"Come over here, cunt muffin, lemme have a bite."
Hey backwards, what did you answer him?
Re: the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thr
Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 5:47 am
by backwardsvoyager
Eivind August wrote:Hey backwards, what did you answer him?
well he realised pretty quickly and apologised so i just left it, i figured i'd leave my reaction to the imagination and let the embarrassment take over

Re: the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thr
Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 7:15 am
by spacelordmother
You should follow up in a few days with a link to the gif you posted above.

Re: the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thr
Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2015 9:10 pm
by Sparrow
Re: the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thr
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 3:57 am
by snipelfritz
I do well at my job. Then I can be a hedonistic whore.
Also, I can play in my band and I sort of started writing a TV show pilot.
I'm at a good place in life.
Re: the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thr
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 9:57 am
by goosekevin
i didnt want to fall in love again this quickly but im fuckin glad i did
Re: the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thr
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 11:06 am
by Disarm D'arcy
Good for you duder!

Re: the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thr
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 12:05 pm
by D.o.S.
Oh hey Oren Amarchi sure I'll go to your show. Rad.
Re: the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thr
Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 5:45 pm
by snipelfritz
Had my 90 day review at work. Got a raise.
Re: the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thr
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 12:40 pm
by kbit
GAY MARRIAGE BAN IN THE US IS FOUND UNCONSTITUTIONAL. FUCK YEAH.
Re: the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thr
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 12:44 pm
by D.o.S.
Now everyone can endure the drudgery of state- and religious-sponsored monogamy for tax, census, and estate planning purposes!
Huzzah!
Re: the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thr
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 1:52 pm
by ShaunNecro
Wooooooo!
Re: the happiness, excitement, and general contentedness thr
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2015 5:38 pm
by untilshewokeme

My haul from my state's art directors club awards.