How long is thy dong? 2018 DAD DICK EDITION

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HOW LONG IS YOUR DONG? The 2018 Dad Dick Edition! Large dongs need not apply.

1-3 inches (it's the ILF norm. You're ok with it being small because, honestly, you're not going to get laid, so who cares?).
1
5%
4-5 inches (you have a large penis. We get it! SO WHAT!! Do you use it??? Bet you don't buddy!!!).
0
No votes
6 inches (This makes you the equivalent of a sexual god. At this point, we don't believe it but we're willing to look at photo evidence).
4
21%
Any over 6-7 inches (I'm a liar for voting here. I know it, you know. ILF has determined only small penises exist here. Soooooooooooooo....yea. You're still not going to get laid bruh).
4
21%
I don't have a penis but I wish I did.
1
5%
I don't have a penis and I'm happy about that, so like, fuck you assholes.
2
11%
ILF is obsessed with cocks.
7
37%
 
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"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Last one...this is about right...
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"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Why no dad dick edition?
WWPD?
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Iommic Pope wrote:Why no dad dick edition?
That's because once you've had kids you don't really care about the size...its done its job...so...
AxAxSxS wrote:...if its a loud tube amp.... :doom:
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small and furry...but its got a hell of a bite...
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AxAxSxS wrote:...if its a loud tube amp.... :doom:
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"I got steel in my skull, harder than rock
and rubber and iron in my cock!"
-Techno Destructo

I mean, it's more like steel and silicone, but it's still more interesting than my length, which is still above average.
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DAD DICK!!!!
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YES!!!! VOTED!!!!

EDIT: HA! I was the only vote for a minute! The truth is out on my $h@rk Penis.
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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i dont have one.
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$harkToootth wrote:YES!!!! VOTED!!!!

EDIT: HA! I was the only vote for a minute! The truth is out on my $h@rk Penis.
I knew you were the only vote when I cast my vote so.... :hug:
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I propose we all follow this formula

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My penis actually got smaller since I answered this. My penis is kind of like how Yoda just disappears at the beginning of RETURN OF THE JEDI. It even started saying, "Rest, I must. Rest." And I yelled back, "YOU HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING!"
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
"Patty Mullen takes me from a ball peen to a sledge" -The Great Velvet Hammer
"...at this exact moment Divine has learned of your jealous scheme from the local town gossip. She also has your address, ASS HOLE!" -Narrator (Mr. J) PINK FLAMINGOS
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Cock talk on ILF
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MaxMaps wrote:Cock talk on ILF
Yeah, this place seems to have had more of a gross bro-y locker room vibe back in the day.

Always kinda creepy when these old threads get dredged up.
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