They put me on drugs, and i went crazy

[aen]

So my doctor put me on this Chantix to try to quit smoking. well FUCK THAT.

seriously like 10 minutes after I swallowed the pill I wanted to kill myself. I htought maybe i was just having a depressed day, but then it was the same yesterday. So clearly, I am off that shit. BUT they also told me I might have some "wierd dreams" not nightmares, just wierd.

YES I DID.

It started out I was at this mall that exists in my dreams. Not like, the mall of my dreams, just a Mall that is slightly cooler than the real mall. Anyway, there was some HUGE party going on in all the stores, and it was all strobe lights and confetti and LOUD club trax. Well who the fuck is in "Deb" other than the Weasley boys from Harry potter. NOt actual weasleys, the actors, and they recognized me when I recognized them. I was all like "HEY RUPERT!" I htink thats his name, but I dont know who plays the twins, so I just called them Fred and George. It gets a little fuzzy, but i think we moved the party to my Bachelor pad (haha) and we woke up around noon the next day to a fantastic mess and Ruperts fancy ass sports car on fire, stinking up the neighborhood. I was like

"WHAT HAPPENED?"
And he was like "I think i put a cigarette out on the dash board." and he was really sullen, and they drove off without putting out the flames.

SO i was cleaning up, becasue I got the feeling my wife was coming home soon, and she would be mad. Then MOrgan Freeman as on the radio telling me to stay in my house, that "they" were coming, get underground, etc. Then the dream kind of changed into Movie-Mode where I was watching scenes I was not in. I think Aliens were coming to ah, destroy us or something.

In the dream my sister was about 4 years old, which is strange, because I dont have any alive siblings. What was stranger was that she had phenomenal cosmic powers. Of course, doctors were sampling her blood and subjecting her to all manner of painfull and humiliating tests. I think the Evil Vet from Beethoven was there.

As she screams, I hear this horrible, terrifying noise. It was kind of like some of the sounds a Flanger Hoax can make, but SO FUCKING LOUD the whole planet heard it. I ran outside, where it had become night to see this great big golden, uh shape floating in the sky. It was sort of a bunch of curly cues with different numbers and symbols inside the hoops. In retrospect, it was really poorly animated, and a piss-poor representation of evil aliens coming to destroy us.

I htink the end was when my sister rearranged all the clouds and atmospheric gasses to create a really sad face for the alien space ships to see. Then Morgan Freeman narrated some shit about how Earth was not ready, but my sister was.


I know, TL;DR.

[felix]

Holy Shit!

Why didn't they have this when I quit smoking?! Aside from the downer side affects, the dreams sound fun as shit!

[thetonewrecker]

Painting with the clouds...perfect!

FYI. Aen, If I am suddenly pulled into one of your crazy dreams, I'll give you series of triplet eighth note blinks @ 120 bpm with my left eye so you know it's really me and not an imposter.

[aen]

Whew, good. Maybe we can track down the Weasleys.

[pablo9000]

Painting with the clouds...perfect!

FYI. Aen, If I am suddenly pulled into one of your crazy dreams, I'll give you series of triplet eighth note blinks @ 120 bpm with my left eye so you know it's really me and not an imposter.

*writing "...lets see, that's triplet 8th notes at 120 bpm...hmmm..."

[basti moon]

If you grow tired of only having a bad depression and semi–strange dreams and want to move up, try the now-forbidden malaria medicine called uh.. Malarone? Something like that.
Good times on drugs.

If you're quitting teh smoaks, remember to eat zinc so you won't get the insane sugar munchies. That's the only help I can give, except the drug tip above. And it's a legitimate tip.

I've heard Vitamin B2 helps out with dreams, steadies them and makes you more in control. And remember them more often. Increase the dose and increase the crazy dreams, that's what they say. I tried it for a little while and got better sleeps and also looked forward to sleeping every day, but didn't increase dosage as I'm not a vitamin crazy scientologist. Lucid dreams are fun!

[metalmariachi]

It’s Mefloquine. Hyped as only one pill per week instead of multiples daily, and good for cloraquine (spelling?) resist strains.

Some people claimed to have vivid erotic dreams when taking it.
I took the first one; my dreams put me back in Viet Nam and were far from erotic. I spent the entire 1st week fighting sleep or waking up in cold sweats, threw the rest away


I will pass on Chantix even though I should quit smoking.

Keith

[the raytownian]

apparently the nicotine patch causes weird dreams, too...

But for real-real... just take the supplements mentioned, and try to duke it out as best you can "cold turkey". That's the BEST WAY (and most rewarding later on). The nicotine-weaning products are just a way for big pharmacy+tobacco to keep you buying their products! EVIL.

Also, CHECK THIS SHIT OUT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmrF9KjlGsc (the video's in 5 parts)
And sign the citizen's petition to protect your (and your family's, and fellow citizens') health freedom from the evil NEW WORLD ORDER... I'm fucking serious. It's a big deal.

[johnjohn]

I did some Flexeril for a bad back and I had the most vivid, terrifying dreams. Everyone was was just getting eaten by monsters, mutants, and zombies.

Monsters, mutants and zombies, Oh My!

[Deathtron]

ha ha ha New World Order....

I'd rather die on my feet then keep living on my knee's.. they only exist.. when you acknowledge them. Humans are similar to animals in way .. We live in a very insecure world....but our way of thinking is what the world reflects being afraid.. and mass hysteria to project fear is no way to live.

If death knocks .. next door.. i'd rather be somewhere else than here.. what ever happens will happen, we have a certain amount of control but its not litterally @ your door saying convert or else. Until then I'll go on playing my guitar, yelling at emo kids, drinking sake bombers, and being addicted to smash bros. I see no NWO because I haven't acknowldge it controls me neither will it make judgment on how I perceive the world to be. Yes their are others all around the world living, dying for good or for no reason at all, but they still enjoy life itself, other nations are worse or even equally to ours even our history of summerian, egyptian, hindu, persian have all faced the same powertrip..

[metalmariachi]

Androgynous death sips tea by the fire, and laughs with me. Some day she and I will dance, but not today.
Today we just visit and talk of old friends long gone and new friends still to come.


In a time when people you tube their crimes, and trusted aids leak information every day, how could a conspiracy involving thousands of people actually remain secret?
Conspiracy theories work best when not examined too closely or with any kind of logic.

Now I must feed my flesh, perhaps my soul as well.
Keith