They put me on drugs, and i went crazy
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 11:49 am
So my doctor put me on this Chantix to try to quit smoking. well FUCK THAT.
seriously like 10 minutes after I swallowed the pill I wanted to kill myself. I htought maybe i was just having a depressed day, but then it was the same yesterday. So clearly, I am off that shit. BUT they also told me I might have some "wierd dreams" not nightmares, just wierd.
YES I DID.
It started out I was at this mall that exists in my dreams. Not like, the mall of my dreams, just a Mall that is slightly cooler than the real mall. Anyway, there was some HUGE party going on in all the stores, and it was all strobe lights and confetti and LOUD club trax. Well who the fuck is in "Deb" other than the Weasley boys from Harry potter. NOt actual weasleys, the actors, and they recognized me when I recognized them. I was all like "HEY RUPERT!" I htink thats his name, but I dont know who plays the twins, so I just called them Fred and George. It gets a little fuzzy, but i think we moved the party to my Bachelor pad (haha) and we woke up around noon the next day to a fantastic mess and Ruperts fancy ass sports car on fire, stinking up the neighborhood. I was like
"WHAT HAPPENED?"
And he was like "I think i put a cigarette out on the dash board." and he was really sullen, and they drove off without putting out the flames.
SO i was cleaning up, becasue I got the feeling my wife was coming home soon, and she would be mad. Then MOrgan Freeman as on the radio telling me to stay in my house, that "they" were coming, get underground, etc. Then the dream kind of changed into Movie-Mode where I was watching scenes I was not in. I think Aliens were coming to ah, destroy us or something.
In the dream my sister was about 4 years old, which is strange, because I dont have any alive siblings. What was stranger was that she had phenomenal cosmic powers. Of course, doctors were sampling her blood and subjecting her to all manner of painfull and humiliating tests. I think the Evil Vet from Beethoven was there.
As she screams, I hear this horrible, terrifying noise. It was kind of like some of the sounds a Flanger Hoax can make, but SO FUCKING LOUD the whole planet heard it. I ran outside, where it had become night to see this great big golden, uh shape floating in the sky. It was sort of a bunch of curly cues with different numbers and symbols inside the hoops. In retrospect, it was really poorly animated, and a piss-poor representation of evil aliens coming to destroy us.
I htink the end was when my sister rearranged all the clouds and atmospheric gasses to create a really sad face for the alien space ships to see. Then Morgan Freeman narrated some shit about how Earth was not ready, but my sister was.
I know, TL;DR.
seriously like 10 minutes after I swallowed the pill I wanted to kill myself. I htought maybe i was just having a depressed day, but then it was the same yesterday. So clearly, I am off that shit. BUT they also told me I might have some "wierd dreams" not nightmares, just wierd.
YES I DID.
It started out I was at this mall that exists in my dreams. Not like, the mall of my dreams, just a Mall that is slightly cooler than the real mall. Anyway, there was some HUGE party going on in all the stores, and it was all strobe lights and confetti and LOUD club trax. Well who the fuck is in "Deb" other than the Weasley boys from Harry potter. NOt actual weasleys, the actors, and they recognized me when I recognized them. I was all like "HEY RUPERT!" I htink thats his name, but I dont know who plays the twins, so I just called them Fred and George. It gets a little fuzzy, but i think we moved the party to my Bachelor pad (haha) and we woke up around noon the next day to a fantastic mess and Ruperts fancy ass sports car on fire, stinking up the neighborhood. I was like
"WHAT HAPPENED?"
And he was like "I think i put a cigarette out on the dash board." and he was really sullen, and they drove off without putting out the flames.
SO i was cleaning up, becasue I got the feeling my wife was coming home soon, and she would be mad. Then MOrgan Freeman as on the radio telling me to stay in my house, that "they" were coming, get underground, etc. Then the dream kind of changed into Movie-Mode where I was watching scenes I was not in. I think Aliens were coming to ah, destroy us or something.
In the dream my sister was about 4 years old, which is strange, because I dont have any alive siblings. What was stranger was that she had phenomenal cosmic powers. Of course, doctors were sampling her blood and subjecting her to all manner of painfull and humiliating tests. I think the Evil Vet from Beethoven was there.
As she screams, I hear this horrible, terrifying noise. It was kind of like some of the sounds a Flanger Hoax can make, but SO FUCKING LOUD the whole planet heard it. I ran outside, where it had become night to see this great big golden, uh shape floating in the sky. It was sort of a bunch of curly cues with different numbers and symbols inside the hoops. In retrospect, it was really poorly animated, and a piss-poor representation of evil aliens coming to destroy us.
I htink the end was when my sister rearranged all the clouds and atmospheric gasses to create a really sad face for the alien space ships to see. Then Morgan Freeman narrated some shit about how Earth was not ready, but my sister was.
I know, TL;DR.
