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Guess I'm taking one for the team then

No! You'll be the cook! But I shall hold you accountable, for I am the seamstress! Ease off on the grease cause we need the sharting held to a minimum! I can only clean so many pairs of sharty underpants.

Actually my lineage comes from an Island were people thought it was an excellent idea to dig out a cube of land, dry it and burn it (turf). Said cube of mud was such a great idea because it only took a whole 12 years for said land to grow back. Unbelievable. So I can be the resident inefficient groundskeeper.
What am I talking about you ask?
A literal 'turf war' perhaps?

We have trees here atleast.

Jesus, does anyone else feel like planning album art with your band is like pulling teeth from a bear on Jimson weed? Holy fucknuts

John wrote:Jesus, does anyone else feel like planning album art with your band is like pulling teeth from a bear on Jimson weed? Holy fucknuts

Yeah man that was always horse shit. One band I was in, the singer was all emo as shit and wanted pictures of us all pouty or something, standing in ghetto burned out parts of town.. and I was like .. dawg were not 18 visions. He didn't speak to me for a week.

But yeah it's always retarded.

$harkToootth wrote:No! You'll be the cook! But I shall hold you accountable, for I am the seamstress! Ease off on the grease cause we need the sharting held to a minimum! I can only clean so many pairs of sharty underpants.

Would it be ok if we just stock up on these?

$harkToootth wrote:No! You'll be the cook! But I shall hold you accountable, for I am the seamstress! Ease off on the grease cause we need the sharting held to a minimum! I can only clean so many pairs of sharty underpants.

We'll have someone weave you a wicker diaper, stuffed with sapling leaves. On the night of the vernal equinox we'll burn it atop a stone altar in a clearing in the woods, as we dance!

BetterOffShred wrote:dawg were not 18 visions

lololol

So now I've been told that my Uncle probably won't make it through the weekend because of cancer.

Really just curious if life has ever thought about fucking off for, like, a couple months at least.

Dang, dude. Didn't your dad pass recently? Is it his brother? (Not that it matters, but that shit is scary.)

We're on cancer watch, too. Solidarity.

Yea my Dad was a month and a half ago. This is his sister's husband.

He didn't look too bad at my Dad's funeral but apparently it's just been a pretty bad nosedive since.

Dammit dude. That's so sad.

Well 2 and half hours later and it's done. Christ.

^^^^Ahhhh fuck...sorry brother

Goddamn, dude.

I am aggressively sending you better vibes for 2018.