The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[actual]

Guess I'm taking one for the team then

[$harkToootth]

No! You'll be the cook! But I shall hold you accountable, for I am the seamstress! Ease off on the grease cause we need the sharting held to a minimum! I can only clean so many pairs of sharty underpants.

Actually my lineage comes from an Island were people thought it was an excellent idea to dig out a cube of land, dry it and burn it (turf). Said cube of mud was such a great idea because it only took a whole 12 years for said land to grow back. Unbelievable. So I can be the resident inefficient groundskeeper.
What am I talking about you ask?
A literal 'turf war' perhaps?

[imJonWain]

We have trees here atleast.

[John]

Jesus, does anyone else feel like planning album art with your band is like pulling teeth from a bear on Jimson weed? Holy fucknuts

[BetterOffShred]

Jesus, does anyone else feel like planning album art with your band is like pulling teeth from a bear on Jimson weed? Holy fucknuts

Yeah man that was always horse shit. One band I was in, the singer was all emo as shit and wanted pictures of us all pouty or something, standing in ghetto burned out parts of town.. and I was like .. dawg were not 18 visions. He didn't speak to me for a week.

But yeah it's always retarded.

[actual]

No! You'll be the cook! But I shall hold you accountable, for I am the seamstress! Ease off on the grease cause we need the sharting held to a minimum! I can only clean so many pairs of sharty underpants.

Would it be ok if we just stock up on these?

NSFW: show

[Kacey Y]

No! You'll be the cook! But I shall hold you accountable, for I am the seamstress! Ease off on the grease cause we need the sharting held to a minimum! I can only clean so many pairs of sharty underpants.

We'll have someone weave you a wicker diaper, stuffed with sapling leaves. On the night of the vernal equinox we'll burn it atop a stone altar in a clearing in the woods, as we dance!

[nogodsnobedtimes]

dawg were not 18 visions

lololol

[Strange Tales]

So now I've been told that my Uncle probably won't make it through the weekend because of cancer.

Really just curious if life has ever thought about fucking off for, like, a couple months at least.

[Invisible Man]

Dang, dude. Didn't your dad pass recently? Is it his brother? (Not that it matters, but that shit is scary.)

We're on cancer watch, too. Solidarity.

[Strange Tales]

Yea my Dad was a month and a half ago. This is his sister's husband.

He didn't look too bad at my Dad's funeral but apparently it's just been a pretty bad nosedive since.

[Disarm D'arcy]

Dammit dude. That's so sad.

[Strange Tales]

Well 2 and half hours later and it's done. Christ.

[$harkToootth]

^^^^Ahhhh fuck...sorry brother

[Invisible Man]

Goddamn, dude.

I am aggressively sending you better vibes for 2018.