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I don't think I am worth remembering. I'm, at best, clever. A quip. A crack. A funny line without a face. At worst, I'm a goddamn manchild disaster who leaves a trail of fire behind him.

I often think the sun used to be brighter.

fuckin fleas^ given cats tape worms, crawlin everywhere, ticks are the worst...you aint a mountainman till youve burnt a tick off your sack.
...some ass clown just issued a refund for a envelope filter i sold him a month ago.....defuckinnied...this better not turn into something...
oh yeah and while im here, no tax refund....nothin... cuz the women of my clan compulsively spend money, now one of them owes IRS and is like..."fuck them they aint gitten shyit"...wonder how far that will take her
...oh yeah I got pink eye, and my eye lid sweld up, but after long sleep and eyedrops and its not as bad....what else...i need a vacation to hang around people with a cleaner view on existence. fuckn world. ftw.

Oh yeah, I still owe the IRS like $600...from the job I got laid off from last December.

and me drunk, quite drunk.

snipelfritz wrote:Oh yeah, I still owe the IRS like $600...from the job I got laid off from last December.

I still owe over $800.
I'd planned on paying it a few weeks ago, but a shit ton of bills suddenly appeared.

Jokes about coffee.

I'm better than this, right? I'm 38 and starting to wonder if I really am. Maybe a half-assed IT drone who listens to 90's alt rock all day and wastes all his money on hobbies is who I am. A deadbeat sonovabitch.

And that's OK if true.

'Comparison is the death of happiness.'

-Neonblack's grandpa

After 5 days of being missing we have found out that one of our cats was run over and killed on Friday afternoon. About 30 yards from our front door.

Small consolation to be had in some lady walking by found him under a parked car and she wrapped him in a blanket and held him whilst calling the animal shelter, at least he wasn't alone when he passed.

The rage part ofnthe story comes in when we find out that our previous scumbag vet did not actually put in the microchip like we fucking paid him for so we got to enjoy the pleasures of 5 days of worry and lost sleep before finding out the worst. Fuck that guy in the eye with a fish hook.

that's fuckin' terrible man. i'm so sorry. i don't know what i'd do if something happened to one of my cats.

It's a fuckin' heartache, that's for sure. Just had our current vet come up and confirm that none of the cats were actually chipped so that's been done now, at least.

We have a couple that are indoor only, really thinking about fencing off the garden to keep them all safe.

I was researching camera lenses when I stumbled upon this youtube channel. It's run some dude in his mid-40's and he uses nothing but teenage models but posing and product reviews.
I'm totally creeped out by this.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_RgQZfD-E0[/youtube]

karmablock wrote:I was researching camera lenses when I stumbled upon this youtube channel. It's run some dude in his mid-40's and he uses nothing but teenage models but posing and product reviews.
I'm totally creeped out by this.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_RgQZfD-E0[/youtube]

God, that is like something that a serial killer leaves behind.

Dapper Bandit wrote:It's a fuckin' heartache, that's for sure. Just had our current vet come up and confirm that none of the cats were actually chipped so that's been done now, at least.

We have a couple that are indoor only, really thinking about fencing off the garden to keep them all safe.

mine are both indoor but they love trying to go outside so we put rabbit netting up on our balconies so the cats cant escape to the hills or onto our roof. (live in a condo/townhome).

New Star Trek looks fucking awful.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hC7IMj7WFyE[/youtube]
A) I think it's safe to say these are the worst looking Klingons ever.
B) Yet another prequel.
C) Seriously, those are fucking Klingons?


One upside (maybe): Rainn Wilson as Harry Mudd.

Also, to add to the , there's a Stargate prequel coming out. Why? No fucking reason that anyone can think of.