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Cooking some chicken thighs on a cast iron pan in the oven atm. Accidentally grabbed the fucking handle. This is like the 3rd time I've done this. Am currently holding a jar of pickles cause I'm a wimp when it comes to burns.
Cue the references to my username.

At least the chicken came out fucking tits

actualidiot wrote:At least the chicken came out fucking tits

actualidiot wrote:At least the chicken came

actualidiot wrote:At least the chicken came out fucking

actualidiot wrote:At least the chicken came out tit fucking

actualidiot wrote:At least the fucking chicken came

actualidiot wrote:At least the chicken came out fucking tits

actualidiot wrote:At least the fucking chicken came

actualidiot wrote:At least the chicken came out fucking tits

actualidiot wrote:fucking chicken tits

actualidiot wrote:chicken tits

Called a piece of shit local promoter out last week for not paying local bands when they draw a crowd, not paying graphic designers or DIY spots when he used them, and providing a platform for bands with pretty despicable politics (white nationalist shit & men's rights activists) - somehow my post made it around to some national touring acts and a noteable booking agent has cut ties with him. Pretty cool victory, but this weekend (maybe this is just coincidence) someone started putting my phone number up on a series of fake Craigslist ads for storage lockers full of memorabilia. I got over 50 phone calls & 80 text messages in the course of 2.5 hours while the first ad was up. Luckily the others haven't been as popular, but I still have my phone on "Do Not Disturb" after someone woke me up at 2AM the other night asking about some pug memorabilia. It's been a pretty frustrating situation to say the least. I don't regret what I did or anything, but I have thought several times about getting a new number which seems ridiculous, as I've had this number since 2004

^ That's a very petty, and lame, revenge, if it's the same dude. Saw your post, and it seemed righteous. Can't you just get craigslist to remove your number from the adds?

Invisible Man wrote:

actualidiot wrote:At least the chicken came out fucking tits

actualidiot wrote:At least the chicken came

actualidiot wrote:At least the chicken came out fucking

actualidiot wrote:At least the chicken came out tit fucking

actualidiot wrote:At least the fucking chicken came

actualidiot wrote:At least the chicken came out fucking tits

actualidiot wrote:At least the fucking chicken came

actualidiot wrote:At least the chicken came out fucking tits

actualidiot wrote:fucking chicken tits

actualidiot wrote:chicken tits

Tits <3

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...le sigh...another job rejection...

Coworker leaves for two weeks in paradise.
He's 25% of the group as a whole and 50% of what I do.
Two week oncall rotation begins.
I don't actually know how to do 90% of what oncall requires ebcause it's not my specialty. No one ever calls on my specialty because it works. Just theirs.
The people who bought us just turned over an entire new world of things I can't access and don't know anything about.
The other Cub Scout leaders all quit this Saturday (their kids are done), and there's just two of us left.
I'm almost dry and even if I wasn't I can't anyways becuase they randomly call me to do oncall things I can't figure out and I need all my faculties to try and do so.
I can feel every muscle in my body knotting up, my stomach is constantly fucking heaving from stress and I'm less than 24 hours into this.
Whine. Etc.

Eivind August wrote:^ That's a very petty, and lame, revenge, if it's the same dude. Saw your post, and it seemed righteous. Can't you just get craigslist to remove your number from the adds?

Yeah, I got the ads removed. If it happens again, I'm going to submit a police report, but I *really* don't like cops (at least in this country).

baremountain wrote:

Eivind August wrote:^ That's a very petty, and lame, revenge, if it's the same dude. Saw your post, and it seemed righteous. Can't you just get craigslist to remove your number from the adds?

Yeah, I got the ads removed. If it happens again, I'm going to submit a police report, but I *really* don't like cops (at least in this country).

You might get lucky and they'll shoot him, though. It is Texas.

I'm super broke and my next paycheck won't be enough. work fucked up, didn't pay me for my previous two weeks and it's so hard to get ahold of someone who can help me because the entire company is an extremely disorganized clusterfuck.

I went from shit job to shit job. I'm gonna start a gofundme for seed money so that I can become a drug lord. They seem to at least have fun before going to prison...
Plus, that way I can own a tiger or two. Sweet.

Invisible Man wrote:

The really sad thing is that somewhere out there, someone will fuck that guy.

Fetishes come in all shapes an forms

popvulture wrote:

Invisible Man wrote:

The really sad thing is that somewhere out there, someone will fuck that guy.

I dunno.
If he has to go as far as to make a profile like that, maybe not.