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you guys don't get to the dentist much, do you?

I just got dental insurance. I don't know if I'll even use it. I just want to pay $12 a month to feel more like an adult.

Balding is the only excuse to shave your head.

What's your beef with shaving your head?

i cant kick this fucking flu

Head shaving is cool if you have the right shaped head...

goosekevin wrote:i cant kick this fucking flu

You need to snort and gargle salt water...

My head is funny shaped and I have a weird birth mark that looks like a predators laser sight on the side of my head. Good thing I'll probably never lose my hair.

lost in music wrote:you guys don't get to the dentist much, do you?

No, I haven't been to the dentist since 1984. I don't want them fucking cruel bastards anywhere near me. I'm convinced dentists are trained at the Gulag.

They're sadists, it's true, but always good for some boob hat.

This current round of flu is brutal man, at least the one we got in Bris is.
Get that vaccination son!
Obviously, too late for that now.

Twang, shave the side!

I've been going to the dentist lately, for the first time in over a decade. So, needless to say, I've been getting fillings done.
My dentist turned out to be this cute Chinese doctor, which I found out after my appointment.
She doesn't seem to have a problem getting her boobs on my head. If anything she seems to be going out of the way to do it.
Needless to say, I am now looking after my dental health.

KaosCill8r wrote:

lost in music wrote:you guys don't get to the dentist much, do you?

No, I haven't been to the dentist since 1984. I don't want them fucking cruel bastards anywhere near me. I'm convinced dentists are trained at the Gulag.

You're right. Tooth aches, cavities, discoloration and deposit are far better than an appointment a year.

I still have a splint behind my upper teeth. Thanks to excellent and affordable (if not free) professional care, I have perfectly aligned teeth. More than a perfect smile, it's a massive amount of pain that I'm not gonna have to endure as I get older.

French fun fact #679: did you know that the French health care system has been ranking #1 consistently in the World Health Organization comparative study? Then it's Italy, Spain, Austria and Japan. Norway is the first in Northern Europe ranking 11th. Cuba is the first in Latin, Central and Northern America ranking 22nd. 'MURICA is down at 37th, neighbouring Costa Rica and Slovenia.
French fun fact #680: the French health system is the cheapest per capita in the European Union.
French fun fact #681: France is the only country in which you can receive the same medical care wether or not you have the nationality, and wether or not you're here legally when you don't. Microbes are the true universalist, they don't care how you cross borders and if your visa is expired.

Fuck, last week, I had a doctor come to my place at 10 at night because my big toe hurt after my run. Subtracting everything that was taken care off by Social security, IT COST ME LESS THAN A FUCKING BIG MAC for a night house call and a box of meds.

TELL ME COMMUNISM ISN'T WORTH IT.

Excuse me for this moment of patriotic pride. Lately, there hasn't been much to be proud of as a French citizen.

America is at 37? For some reason that seems pretty high to me.

D'arcy, my teeth are amazing, despite not having been to the dentist for over 10 years, and that is due to superior genetics.

So maybe you guys should have thought a little harder about your eugenics experiments when you were colonising the world?

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Strange Tales wrote:America is at 37? For some reason that seems pretty high to me.

America's ranking is pretty much the worst in the first world. With a quick look, there are only a few, and not the most impressive, doing worst than America: Czech Republic, Poland, Estonia... Morocco, Cyprus and Greece outrank America by more than 10 spots.

The American is system is by far the most expensive per capita though.

Iommic Pope wrote:D'arcy, my teeth are amazing, despite not having been to the dentist for over 10 years, and that is due to superior genetics.

So maybe you guys should have thought a little harder about your eugenics experiments when you were colonising the world?

You'll talk when your royal overlords will be one head shorter. For all I know, you're a subject. I refuse to enter political arguments with children.

AND IF YOU WANNA TALK COLONIES, OURS HAD SUN, YOURS HAD POTATO FAMINE.

There's plenty of sunshine where my ancestors were exiled to.

And not loyal subjects, so much as those exiled to pave the way with blood, fucking and alcohol filled rage.
For the most part, we welcome the removal of any monarch's heads.
And refrain from addressing me as a child, sir, when you're quite done powdering your face, attending to your wig and showing off your new bejeweled snuff box and matching faberge egg set.