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Yes. My butt is great.

I hate spite, hate, and rage the fact that mustaches aren't cool. I'd grow one if it were passable.

And if I seem shallow, in my defense, I have a great personality.

I have a mustache you can borrow. Comes with full beard only tho.

snipelfritz wrote:(I'd put this in confession thread, but it's relevant)

I went on a therapeutic spree of easy poon recently. Twas a good romp, but to be frank, I'm really done with chubby chicks. I just want a confident, skinny girl who likes to fuck. Pretty face optional.

Oh c'mon dude. Chubby chicks need lovin too. They are my favourites. There is nothing quite like laying back and having a chubby grinding away on top. Big ample bosoms swinging too and fro is quite hypnotic.

KaosCill8r wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:(I'd put this in confession thread, but it's relevant)

I went on a therapeutic spree of easy poon recently. Twas a good romp, but to be frank, I'm really done with chubby chicks. I just want a confident, skinny girl who likes to fuck. Pretty face optional.

Oh c'mon dude. Chubby chicks need lovin too. They are my favourites. There is nothing quite like laying back and having a chubby grinding away on top. Big ample bosoms swinging too and fro is quite hypnotic.

Oh, I've enjoyed exactly that. I just have my preferences. I've given some moderately-figured laydays some good lovin' in my day.

Don't hate me for my sexuality. :c

They call me Captain Ahab.

Seeing as we're doing maritime novels/literature....

Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women!

Just dropped my phone on mother fucking god damn concrete. Bye bye screen. Fuck.

snipelfritz wrote:

KaosCill8r wrote:

snipelfritz wrote:(I'd put this in confession thread, but it's relevant)

I went on a therapeutic spree of easy poon recently. Twas a good romp, but to be frank, I'm really done with chubby chicks. I just want a confident, skinny girl who likes to fuck. Pretty face optional.

Oh c'mon dude. Chubby chicks need lovin too. They are my favourites. There is nothing quite like laying back and having a chubby grinding away on top. Big ample bosoms swinging too and fro is quite hypnotic.

Oh, I've enjoyed exactly that. I just have my preferences. I've given some moderately-figured laydays some good lovin' in my day.

Don't hate me for my sexuality. :c

I wouldn't hate on you for not wanting chubby chicks anymore. Just leaves more chubby chicks for me. though I'm in a committed relationship with an awesome women so I won't stray. I'm happy with what I've got. I mean why go out for a sandwich when I get steak at home.

Start feeding your lady pudding and make yourself a steak sandwich?

Twangasaurus wrote:Start feeding your lady pudding and make yourself a steak sandwich?

Yeah of course. She has a chubby lesbian friend who likes her and wants to play. I keep telling her to go for it. As long as I can sit by the bed with my bong, mix, a beer or two and watch. That would be awesome. Would probably even knock the top off it too
Sadly she's not keen on the idea

Now that is SHRAami worthy.

It sort of worked, and then I fixed it! And then I broke it.