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Unless there's an ordinance about turning your yard into a cement lot I'd say do it. If he doesn't like the grass then your neighbor can stare at a cement slab all day.

gunslinger_burrito wrote:I'm about to lose it over the laws that allow that shit. If you break it down, they can take your money from you because someone got butt hurt about something that in no way really affects them. Culture of irresponsibility and entitlement. So stupid.
if you break it down further, let's say you refuse to pay money to some asshole in a costume because your neighbor doesn't like the look of your yard. Can they potentially try to arrest you and put you in a fucking cage if you do? Our country has the most ass-backwards laws.

called the town, they don't really care but say they have to send out dumb notices when someone complains. And yeah american laws are fucking backwards. I'd give up A/C and indoor plumbing and electricity and junk to have basic freedoms like Way Back.

People blinded by smartphones.

I'd go the complete opposite route and make plant my whole yard with ornamental shrubs that get like 4 feet high or taller. Every square inch. Then I'd piss on her doorstep.

Jeff-7 wrote:I'd go the complete opposite route and make plant my whole yard with ornamental shrubs that get like 4 feet high or taller. Every square inch. Then I'd piss on her doorstep.

I was told I shoud build a fence oo my side of their chinlink fence, paint the words "Grass is Greener" on the side facing them.

I'm tempted to just plant a bunch of Creeping Jenny. Laugh as it takes over their yard.

The_Active_Conundrum wrote:

Jeff-7 wrote:I'd go the complete opposite route and make plant my whole yard with ornamental shrubs that get like 4 feet high or taller. Every square inch. Then I'd piss on her doorstep.

I was told I shoud build a fence oo my side of their chinlink fence, paint the words "Grass is Greener" on the side facing them.

I'm tempted to just plant a bunch of Creeping Jenny. Laugh as it takes over their yard.

I'd plant some jungle level native plants. Seriously messy looking flowers and other beautiful things that creatures love. Keep those bees and butterflies and bunnies happy and the neighbor sad. Everyone wins.

aens_wife wrote:

The_Active_Conundrum wrote:

Jeff-7 wrote:I'd go the complete opposite route and make plant my whole yard with ornamental shrubs that get like 4 feet high or taller. Every square inch. Then I'd piss on her doorstep.

I was told I shoud build a fence oo my side of their chinlink fence, paint the words "Grass is Greener" on the side facing them.

I'm tempted to just plant a bunch of Creeping Jenny. Laugh as it takes over their yard.

I'd plant some jungle level native plants. Seriously messy looking flowers and other beautiful things that creatures love. Keep those bees and butterflies and bunnies happy and the neighbor sad. Everyone wins.

I know the town is against poison ivy/oak/sumac. They don't say shit about Rafflesia

set your yard on fire. stand on the side opposite your neighbors and stare at them through the flames. only be wearing a robe. let it fall open a little. slowly wipe the back of your hand across your forehead without breaking eye contact. man, this heat is making you thirsty. lick your lips, but not too aggressively. subtle. call the fire department. do not break eye contact. have the firefighters spray the hose up in the air, making the water rain down on you. they are all shirtless. rippling muscles. a single mason jar on the ground near your feet. you bend down to pick it up...

I don't get it.

They complained about your grass being too high?

wafl wrote:I don't get it.

They complained about your grass being too high?

Thats just it. I don't get it either. But I've already killed everything but the trees. they should be happy.

wafl wrote:I don't get it.

They complained about your grass being too high?

yeah that doesnt make sense to me...its your house...and unless the grass is at a level thats causing some time enviromental or health issue, then its really none of their business.

I don't care that you need to use the vacuum behind my door. Get the fuck out my house you rude-ass maid.

So hot in the office. I'm trying to crank the AC but it doesn't seem to be doing anything.

Love the sturdiness and adjustability of my keyboard Z stand. I really hate that I seem to stub my toe on the front legs braces EVERY TIME I WALK BY IT.

Sick, and it's the type of cold that makes it so that any sound feels like a jackhammer to the face.

I've seen more colds around this summer than I can ever remember. My face hurt so much last night it made me want to puke.