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Just reading articles getting mad again. Sometimes I wish I could dedicate my life to becoming a professional assassin and just fucking blowing this guys head off in front of his family but then I realize that's psychotic and not the best way to solve the problem.

Would be so goddamn satisfying though...

Wes Mantooth wrote:
Yeah I totally see where you're coming from, it's frustrating really. With a kid that's even worse

I hope someway through all the shit she's going through she finds and accepts the help she needs. And hopefully that guy gets locked up for a long time, or at least until he is rehabilitated as someone who isn't a piece of shit.

I hope she does.
To be honest, we don't really rehabilitate people down here in Oz. Prison is punishment, pure and simple. We don't have governments interested in harm prevention, or preventative strategies of any description, so the odds on that happening are slim.
Sadly the odds on his going down to serve time are slim as well, given that the laws are a bit fucked up when it comes to domestic violence (cops aren't allowed to intervene until something has happened already, to some extent the woman is persecuted/at suspicion as much as the male assailant, etc.) but their situation is also complicated through immigration law, visas and so forth.

Wes Mantooth wrote:http://www.forbes.com/sites/rahimkanani/2014/01/26/shark-tanks-kevin-oleary-calls-global-poverty-report-fantastic-news/

Just reading articles getting mad again. Sometimes I wish I could dedicate my life to becoming a professional assassin and just fucking blowing this guys head off in front of his family but then I realize that's psychotic and not the best way to solve the problem.

Would be so goddamn satisfying though...

I just read that. What a fucking dickbag.
I hate that attitude.

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My puppy is one gassy son of a bitch.

Wes Mantooth wrote:http://www.forbes.com/sites/rahimkanani/2014/01/26/shark-tanks-kevin-oleary-calls-global-poverty-report-fantastic-news/

Just reading articles getting mad again. Sometimes I wish I could dedicate my life to becoming a professional assassin and just fucking blowing this guys head off in front of his family but then I realize that's psychotic and not the best way to solve the problem.

Would be so goddamn satisfying though...

Cuntmunch probably has no clue what its like to live on 2.50 a day.

People like him deserve to lose everything.

Been having nightmares about my ex coming back to me and then leaving again.

Naw you guys I explained badly but I was angry and a bit drunk. I was talking about a wine bottle needing a corkscrew. I'm perfectly familiar with ghetto bottle opening methods (which is why it annoyed me so much, he could have easily done any of those things with a beer, but took the only corkscrew!!)

Iommic Pope wrote:Don't have a brofight over a bottle opener.

Haha yeah I know dude, I'm not gonna be mad at the guy, just really needed to vent.

jfrey wrote:Been having nightmares about my ex coming back to me and then leaving again.

yea. i feel that. 3 of my ex's are hounnnnddddinnnnnggggg me bc of v day. and there is one girl i actually like. so i feel like v day is gonna go down like some horrible comedy movie where i chill with awesome girl, 3 past exs come over at diff awkward points of the day because of they're stalkerish tendencies, weird fucked up shit happens, awesome model girl falls in love with my neighbor. ex's leave, they're job is accomplished. i sit and get drunk with cat.

fishtankdork wrote:

jfrey wrote:Been having nightmares about my ex coming back to me and then leaving again.

yea. i feel that. 3 of my ex's are hounnnnddddinnnnnggggg me bc of v day. and there is one girl i actually like. so i feel like v day is gonna go down like some horrible comedy movie where i chill with awesome girl, 3 past exs come over at diff awkward points of the day because of they're stalkerish tendencies, weird fucked up shit happens, awesome model girl falls in love with my neighbor. ex's leave, they're job is accomplished. i sit and get drunk with cat.

at least you have cat.

In response to Mr. MonkeyTango: aaahhhhh, now that's (scientifically) even simpler.

You just need a screw and something to tie it to. Or one of those screw-hooks.

Like zis:


There's really no wrong way to go about it from there. Just let me say that in between your legs is a very stable place to hold something roughly the shape and size of a wine bottle.

Good ideas! I went for the option of knocking on neighbours' doors till someone had one. I've settled for totally destroying it and sieving the wine before, and pushing the cork all the way in, but it's really so much nicer to do it right.

You know that feel when one of your best friends drops by the house, but you hide and don't answer the door because anxiety?

I did that all throughout middle and high school.
Dumbest shit ever.

fishtankdork wrote:

jfrey wrote:Been having nightmares about my ex coming back to me and then leaving again.

yea. i feel that. 3 of my ex's are hounnnnddddinnnnnggggg me bc of v day.

They just want your massive package, obvs.

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