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Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 11:29 pm
by fishtankdork
Yea. Wat. She says that and falls asleep next to me, leavin me up thinking wat. da. Fuck. Is that even a legit fucking reason? I was pretty sure that that was a positive attribute. Fuck my luck.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 11:38 pm
by jasonmitsch
One of my roomies, who is also my best friend, was so wasted last night that he had to be brought home from the bar. He kept trying to walk back to the bar despite my trying to talk him out of it. It got physical to the point that we were scuffling in the sidewalk outside our house while I tried to keep him from getting in trouble. Fortunately he didn't throw blows but my back and knees are all fucked up feeling from it. I just want him to be less of a drunk and not get so down when a girl mistreats him
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 11:51 pm
by D.o.S.
fishtankdork wrote:My life besides gear is generally shitty. a small ray of sunshine has been a girl. Been daring this girl for 4-5 months. First relationship in a Over a year because last two girls i was with couldnt go to the gas station without sucking ten Dicks. decided to take a break. i meet thid old fshion girl and think wow. Everything's awesome or so I think. We havent had sex yet, she made it seem like she likes to take things slow. Tonight she dropped the Bomb that she doesn't know if our relationship is going to work out because my dick is to big. Wtf. She's passed out in bed next to me now and I'm all up and thinking what the fuck and typing this on my iPhone. I can't help but feel like everything in my life besides my guitars work against me. Even my dick. Fuck. I swear. Ugh. Fuck. I just want to slam my goddamn head in a microwave.
You should probably just sleep on it and see where it stands in the morning.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 12:18 am
by John
Slit it in half (lengthwise), cauterize the wounds, and be all "now I have two dicks of lesser size!" Then lube up and give her a one-man DP.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 12:31 am
by Twangasaurus
John wrote:Slit it in half (lengthwise), cauterize the wounds, and be all "now I have two dicks of lesser size!" Then lube up and give her a one-man DP.
As someone who has actually seen a sawn in half penis... I can think of anything sexier, go for it bro!
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 12:37 am
by jasonmitsch
Twangasaurus wrote:John wrote:Slit it in half (lengthwise), cauterize the wounds, and be all "now I have two dicks of lesser size!" Then lube up and give her a one-man DP.
As someone who has actually seen a sawn in half penis... I can think of anything sexier, go for it bro!
Sounds like a solo bukakke opportunity to me
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 12:51 am
by dubkitty
and a sprinkler system when you piss.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2013 11:16 am
by dubkitty
i just got fired from my job after only three days. they said business was slow, but i fear it's my inability to function.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:07 am
by Haki
That's cause you need to skip that CD entirely.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:10 am
by tuffteef
hate when i get like robot job reply emails thats like
no sorry
regards
cuntzzzzz so sick of contract work or temp jobs man fuck this town
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:22 am
by Achtane
tuffteef wrote:hate when i get like robot job reply emails thats like
no sorry
regards
cuntzzzzz so sick of contract work or temp jobs man fuck this town
fuck online applications so harrrrrdddddd, may as well be filling out applications and throwing them away.
I'd rather have their robot tell me NAH, BRUH than to get no response at all though.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:33 am
by John
dubkitty wrote:i just got fired from my job after only three days. they said business was slow, but i fear it's my inability to function.
Dude go to that writing job now. You are prob better off doing your thing without having to deal with people.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 4:25 am
by snipelfritz
Got a coffee date with a qt tomorrow and I can't sleep. Good thing its coffee.
Its gonna be the first time I've been up since noon.
But it will be a fun day. Hopefully a good time with the ladeh early in the afternoon, then the evening to myself to get some good food and beer.
And to come up with a good halloween costume for a show with Rio Turbo, a bomb-ass local pop act.
But I can't sleep, that was the point of posting here.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 7:48 pm
by D.o.S.
Logged 1,000 miles over the last two weekends. Jesus fuck I'm so sick of driving.
Also, I think I'm bad at texting.
Re: The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread
Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2013 8:08 pm
by Achtane
Crazy bored alll the tiiiiiime
