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and now, just to make my day complete it appears that i have misplaced my regular (non-reading) glasses, probably at the agency because that's the only place i went today other than home. i sure hope i find them, because my reading glasses are made to focus 18 inches from my face for computer use. and there's no way on earth i can afford to replace my distance glasses right now.

im gonna be late for my new job
im on the toilet
and the poop wont come out my butt
fuuckin shit
please dont respond to this
im just venting
im glad you guys are here with me though

man hopefully that all changes soon w/ pot becoming more and more legal. they will stop testing for it.

hard drugs i kinda understand, but pot is not something i feel like they should be worrying about/testing for. its lame as fuck.

i'm high right now. at work. i do more work when i'm stoned then when i'm not.

Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D. wrote:i'm high right now. at work. i do more work when i'm stoned then when i'm not.

Are you sure? I know a lot of people that think they do, but actually they don't. I used to work with a guy that claimed he had to get high to work, but then once he was high he wouldn't do anything and I'd have to do all of his work. After a couple weeks I fired him. I don't think I have ever met anyone that performs better at anything while high.

i'm the complete opposite. if i'm not stoned, i sit there and don't really wanna do anything cuz work sucks. if i'm high i find that I am content and cool w/ being there and just start doing work. i'm not your average stoned jallopy.

either way, i think that testing for it is wack.

jfrey wrote:

Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D. wrote:i'm high right now. at work. i do more work when i'm stoned then when i'm not.

Are you sure? I know a lot of people that think they do, but actually they don't. I used to work with a guy that claimed he had to get high to work, but then once he was high he wouldn't do anything and I'd have to do all of his work. After a couple weeks I fired him. I don't think I have ever met anyone that performs better at anything while high.

I'm far better at eating a whole pack of Tic-Tacs high than I am sober. And I'm not talking about the orange ones.

snipelfritz wrote:

jfrey wrote:

Dr. Sherman Sticks M.D. wrote:i'm high right now. at work. i do more work when i'm stoned then when i'm not.

Are you sure? I know a lot of people that think they do, but actually they don't. I used to work with a guy that claimed he had to get high to work, but then once he was high he wouldn't do anything and I'd have to do all of his work. After a couple weeks I fired him. I don't think I have ever met anyone that performs better at anything while high.

I'm far better at eating a whole pack of Tic-Tacs high than I am sober. And I'm not talking about the orange ones.

I think marijuana is an amplifier of natural tendencies.

A good friend of mine died of an overdose earlier this week.

D.o.S. wrote:A good friend of mine died of an overdose earlier this week.

I'm so sorry man.

That's fucking rough. Sorry, dude.

I want to see Mamiffer so bad tonight but I have to work till after 9, most likely, and they've been warning people that they've been playing early on this tour. Fuck you, work.

ryan summit wrote:im gonna be late for my new job
im on the toilet
and the poop wont come out my butt
fuuckin shit
please dont respond to this
im just venting
im glad you guys are here with me though

Fuck u im replying to this. This is literally what is happening to me right now. I shouldnt have eatten that bacon, blue cheese and spinach sandwich at 3am last night...

WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO POOP WHEN IM ON MY WAY OUT THE DOOR?

Missed the Mamiffer performance by a looong shot tonight. And the guy at the door wouldn't even let me in just to buy a shirt from them. AND the traffic in that part of town was super fucking shitty. FUCK YOU FIVE POINTS DENVER!!!!!

Also I want to punch my subconscious in the face sometimes. Or maybe slap it real hard or throw some cold water in it's face. Long story.

yesterdays iron pooop
is now in my tub

go figure

I'm never showering at your place again. Nightmares.



I'm also never eating any leafy green soup thing anywhere.