Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 4:28 pm
That's what I was just thinking.D.o.S. wrote:Double win, brah.Achtane wrote:The girls I wanna be with always have small pharmacies in their purses.
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Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2015 7:42 pm
AdorbzAchtane wrote:Word.D.o.S. wrote:Double win, brah.Achtane wrote:The girls I wanna be with always have small pharmacies in their purses.
She makes her drinks just as unreasonably strong as I do. Nobody else will touch them.
We cuddled and talked about serial killers and the humbling enormity of space and when strong winds carry bounce houses away with kids still inside.
Pretty sure I could get her to kick the fuck out of me, too.
I'm happy with the way things are going.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 3:24 am
Today, I saw a man wearing a Burzum tshirt at a roulette table; he smoked his smoke patiently waiting for the results.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 6:33 am
Got my first paying gig this weekend, and I'm still just like "I'm just here to play bass badly".
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 7:51 am
the flu sucks
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 8:06 am
I started going to the gym yesterday for the first time in a couple years, and now I feel like my entire muscle and skeletal system has been replaced with bricks.
I want to go back to being a lazy piece of shit already.
I want to go back to being a lazy piece of shit already.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:20 pm
Ive been eating salads and diet related things. Pretty sure I can hear my stomach screaming.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 2:44 pm
Definitely misread that as "kink the fuck out of me" and that is how it's going to stay.Achtane wrote:Word.D.o.S. wrote:Double win, brah.Achtane wrote:The girls I wanna be with always have small pharmacies in their purses.
She makes her drinks just as unreasonably strong as I do. Nobody else will touch them.
We cuddled and talked about serial killers and the humbling enormity of space and when strong winds carry bounce houses away with kids still inside.
Pretty sure I could get her to kick the fuck out of me, too.
I'm happy with the way things are going.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 3:12 pm
It gets easier if you keep at it. your body is just adjustingStrange Tales wrote:I started going to the gym yesterday for the first time in a couple years, and now I feel like my entire muscle and skeletal system has been replaced with bricks.
I want to go back to being a lazy piece of shit already.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 6:55 pm
Don't be fools. Go get a Pastrami sandwich...mmmmmm
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 10:03 pm
same thingD.o.S. wrote:Definitely misread that as "kink the fuck out of me" and that is how it's going to stay.Achtane wrote:Word.D.o.S. wrote:Double win, brah.Achtane wrote:The girls I wanna be with always have small pharmacies in their purses.
She makes her drinks just as unreasonably strong as I do. Nobody else will touch them.
We cuddled and talked about serial killers and the humbling enormity of space and when strong winds carry bounce houses away with kids still inside.
Pretty sure I could get her to kick the fuck out of me, too.
I'm happy with the way things are going.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 11:59 pm
Shit, I got a triple whopper. What a fool I am.snipelfritz wrote:Don't be fools. Go get a Pastrami sandwich...mmmmmm
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 11:10 am
If I even win the lottery I'm starting up a Quaalude factory just for me.
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:19 am
Oh no, that's pretty good too.WayToHip wrote:Shit, I got a triple whopper. What a fool I am.snipelfritz wrote:Don't be fools. Go get a Pastrami sandwich...mmmmmm
Re: The what ever thread...
Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 8:50 am
I wish my stomach could stand fast food without trying to stage a coup de etat. 