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the Lord of The Rings....
http://www.tickld.com/x/this-guy-just-c ... mind-blown

Starting conversations on tinder is hard. Resorted to "A wizard has turned you into a whale. Is this awesome Y/N?". I figure if that goes down well it's a good start, if not hey I laughed.

monkeydancer wrote:Starting conversations on tinder is hard. Resorted to "A wizard has turned you into a whale. Is this awesome Y/N?". I figure if that goes down well it's a good start, if not hey I laughed.

"Seinfeld or Friends, Goosebumps or Spooksville, Golden Grahams or Cinnamon Toast Crunch?"

There are right answers.

What fuzz is the best for doom?

remember that Simpsons character maker thing they had years ago? the one where you submit a picture of yourself and they generate you into Simpsons form

here's Me:

monkeydancer wrote:Starting conversations on tinder is hard. Resorted to "A wizard has turned you into a whale. Is this awesome Y/N?". I figure if that goes down well it's a good start, if not hey I laughed.

This is sort of how I start half of my online dating messages. It's only gone over well something like 10% of the time.

monkeydancer wrote:Starting conversations on tinder is hard. Resorted to "A wizard has turned you into a whale. Is this awesome Y/N?". I figure if that goes down well it's a good start, if not hey I laughed.

Dude I know, I like asking weird hypotheticals because almost every girl on Tinder near me is a boring lifeless cliche. Some Good ones:

"You get to throw a pizza party for three people (alive or dead) and yourself, who do you invite? What kind of pizzas do you order?"

"You wake up to find the world's population has been replaced by clones of yourself, what does the world look like in a few weeks?"

Almost no one responds

I'd respond to those. I don't know how, but I would.

Amazingly I actually got a response to the wizard whale question, asking the reverse but about flamingos. meh. Plus he said being turned into a whale wasn't awesome. I don't know if I can get down with that.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmPXzA3TqMY[/youtube]
This is pretty much my favorite thing ever.

monkeydancer wrote::lol: I'd respond to those. I don't know how, but I would.

Amazingly I actually got a response to the wizard whale question, asking the reverse but about flamingos. meh. Plus he said being turned into a whale wasn't awesome. I don't know if I can get down with that.

Pffft. Ain't no-one got time for that.

I think that's an awesome question...but maybe you aren't looking for bald dudes with beards on tinder.

monkeydancer wrote:What fuzz is the best for doom?

What cafe is quiet enough for me to regale you with a three hour treatise on which fuzz is best for doom and the finer points of clean headroom? Name the place and time, I'll see you there, hot stuff.

Iommic Pope wrote:
I think that's an awesome question...but maybe you aren't looking for bald dudes with beards on tinder. .

Hey you leave me out of this! I can't help it if I look like a garden gnome.

You and me both, baby.
Get on the gnome train.

So what would Grinder for gnomes be called?
Miner?

Another "I love this place" moment.

Iommic Pope wrote:
So what would Grinder for gnomes be called?
Miner?

Iommic Pope wrote:

monkeydancer wrote::lol: I'd respond to those. I don't know how, but I would.

Amazingly I actually got a response to the wizard whale question, asking the reverse but about flamingos. meh. Plus he said being turned into a whale wasn't awesome. I don't know if I can get down with that.

Pffft. Ain't no-one got time for that.

I think that's an awesome question...but maybe you aren't looking for bald dudes with beards on tinder.

I wouldn't say no.

Iommic Pope wrote:

monkeydancer wrote:What fuzz is the best for doom?

What cafe is quiet enough for me to regale you with a three hour treatise on which fuzz is best for doom and the finer points of clean headroom? Name the place and time, I'll see you there, hot stuff.

Iommic Pope wrote:So what would Grinder for gnomes be called?
Miner?