KaosCill8r wrote:If you are too broke to buy food steal it. Shoplifting from big businesses is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark. And it also tastes better when it's free. Stolen chocolate is one of the best things ever. And stolen steak is much more tender and juicy.
I stole salsa once when I was drunk and had spent all my money on beer but in the excitment got the wrong kind so my nachos were less than optimal. Best thief ever.
KaosCill8r wrote:If you are too broke to buy food steal it. Shoplifting from big businesses is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark. And it also tastes better when it's free. Stolen chocolate is one of the best things ever. And stolen steak is much more tender and juicy.
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KaosCill8r wrote:If you are too broke to buy food steal it. Shoplifting from big businesses is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark. And it also tastes better when it's free. Stolen chocolate is one of the best things ever. And stolen steak is much more tender and juicy.
I always put two different kinds of peppers in the same bag and use the self service at my grocery store, the machine tells you to put the bag with 2 peppers inside "the bagging area" even though I ring up one. it saves me $3, organic peppers are expensive but taste way better than the non ones at my grocer. it's kind of funny how the machine lets me steal food. my friends will ring up almonds as dried oats so it costs $1 instead of like $10
KaosCill8r wrote:If you are too broke to buy food steal it. Shoplifting from big businesses is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark. And it also tastes better when it's free. Stolen chocolate is one of the best things ever. And stolen steak is much more tender and juicy.
I always put two different kinds of peppers in the same bag and use the self service at my grocery store, the machine tells you to put the bag with 2 peppers inside "the bagging area" even though I ring up one. it saves me $3, organic peppers are expensive but taste way better than the non ones at my grocer. it's kind of funny how the machine lets me steal food. my friends will ring up almonds as dried oats so it costs $1 instead of like $10
Yeah my missus has totally mastered those self service machines. I tried it once and totally fucked things up. Just proved I'm old school all the way. Pockets, under the jacket, down my pants. One night I had a full sized roast leg of lamb under one arm, a full sized roast leg of pork under the other. I was wearing a jacket and just looked so bulky. 2 large family sized blocks of chocolate in each pocket of my jeans. Was standing at the checkout flirting my arse off with the checkout chicks for atleast a couple of minutes. The missus was amazed at my talent and confidence doing it, yet I can have a total anxiety attack just standing waiting for a train. Go figure. Anyway sorry for the derail.
KaosCill8r wrote:If you are too broke to buy food steal it. Shoplifting from big businesses is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark. And it also tastes better when it's free. Stolen chocolate is one of the best things ever. And stolen steak is much more tender and juicy.
I always put two different kinds of peppers in the same bag and use the self service at my grocery store, the machine tells you to put the bag with 2 peppers inside "the bagging area" even though I ring up one. it saves me $3, organic peppers are expensive but taste way better than the non ones at my grocer. it's kind of funny how the machine lets me steal food. my friends will ring up almonds as dried oats so it costs $1 instead of like $10
Yeah my missus has totally mastered those self service machines. I tried it once and totally fucked things up. Just proved I'm old school all the way. Pockets, under the jacket, down my pants. One night I had a full sized roast leg of lamb under one arm, a full sized roast leg of pork under the other. I was wearing a jacket and just looked so bulky. 2 large family sized blocks of chocolate in each pocket of my jeans. Was standing at the checkout flirting my arse off with the checkout chicks for atleast a couple of minutes. The missus was amazed at my talent and confidence doing it, yet I can have a total anxiety attack just standing waiting for a train. Go figure. Anyway sorry for the derail.
i think we need a 'shoplifting from evil corporations to save money for fuzz' thread anyway
As someone working on Criminology research, ya'll pulling some old ass tricks. You'd be surprised how much shit can fit in a pair of jeans + a Polo.
Also, ahem, all shit said during this conversation is hypothetical, we coo' NSA? FBI? I wasn't even going to apply to ya'lls white-ass places....not that they'll accept me with some of the shit I've pulled.
Chankgeez wrote:
We should have a game show à la Name That Tune
Inconuucl: I can shoegaze that tune with 5 pedals.
other contestant: I can shoegaze that tune with 4 pedals.
Inconuucl: I can shoegaze that tune with 3 pedals.
other contestant: OK, shoegaze that tune!
Inconuucl:
And stolen steak is much more tender and juicy.
i think we need a 'shoplifting from evil corporations to save money for fuzz' thread anyway
