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$harkToootth wrote:The shit barometer is at all time high. The shit winds are here.
Brace yourself for a surge, I'm having pizza for dinner.
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Pizza makes you gassy? Like Sheryl Crow's hit single 'If It Makes You Gassy'?
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popvulture wrote:Have you ever messaged someone on Reverb just to ask them what the fuck their problem is?
:lol: MESSAGE: 'Hey Man...What the fuck is your problem?'
Oh that's great :lol:
I've been laughing about this all day Pop :lol:
Like sending someone "Hey Mother Fucker! Fuck!" or "You piece of shit!" and that's it. No context. :lol: V :cry: V
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"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
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$harkToootth wrote:
$harkToootth wrote:
popvulture wrote:Have you ever messaged someone on Reverb just to ask them what the fuck their problem is?
:lol: MESSAGE: 'Hey Man...What the fuck is your problem?'
Oh that's great :lol:
I've been laughing about this all day Pop :lol:
Like sending someone "Hey Mother Fucker! Fuck!" or "You piece of shit!" and that's it. No context. :lol: V :cry: V
:D Pardon me... I would like to make you an offer to go fuck yourself. Tally ho!
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^^^[youtube][/youtube]
"SWIPE LEFT ASSHOLE!" -retinal orbita
"Whatever ASSHOLE here’s my pedal that makes humpback whale noises and also it has a built in sequencer so stick it in your craw! -retinal orbita
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$harkToootth wrote:^^^[youtube][/youtube]
this was hilarious :lol:
I sometimes wish I could be just a little teeny bit like that (not the picking up part but the fucking you part)
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$harkToootth wrote:Pizza makes you gassy? Like Sheryl Crow's hit single 'If It Makes You Gassy'?
Does Sheryl Crow also have a song called "Eating dairy makes my bottom burble, but I'm never going to stop"?
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I think I have to give away my dog.
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chuckjaywalk wrote:I think I have to give away my dog.
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We're giving away our cat this week too :( my wife has always been allergic but, for some reason, it's gotten much worse over the last year. There's cat hair coating everything we own and she can't touch her face without breaking out. It's lousy all around :(
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