The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...
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TFW when you're so stressed from all the work you have to do that you can't concentrate long enough to get anything done and the deadlines are creeping ever closer. 

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Goddamn you Courier companies for not just leaving packages without a signature when i've clearly specified it. I just want my guitar now and not on Monday. 

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Same.Andrew wrote:Goddamn you Courier companies for not just leaving packages without a signature when i've clearly specified it. I just want my guitar now and not on Monday.
The asshole from FedEx keeps leaving the sticker on the door instead of just knocking on it/ringing the doorbell.

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The answer is to bury your head in the sand and listen to Isis.spacelordmother wrote:TFW when you're so stressed from all the work you have to do that you can't concentrate long enough to get anything done and the deadlines are creeping ever closer.
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
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Yet again, the FedEx worker doesn't ring the door bell. 
Worst part is that, after calling customer service, I'm told they came by at 12:55.
When I was in the kitchen (within earshot of the front the door) making eggs.

Worst part is that, after calling customer service, I'm told they came by at 12:55.
When I was in the kitchen (within earshot of the front the door) making eggs.

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Inconuucl wrote:You can't kill Strymon, it'll just resurrect 3 days later.
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I may have told you about the time I watched the UPS truck from my window the whole time it was on my block...once it didn't come to my house and I got the "we missed you" text I more or less called and demanded they come back right that second. I feel like a dick sometimes but don't say you missed me when you didn't step foot on my property let alone leave the truck.jrfox92 wrote:Yet again, the FedEx worker doesn't ring the door bell.
Worst part is that, after calling customer service, I'm told they came by at 12:55.
When I was in the kitchen (within earshot of the front the door) making eggs.
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The part that really drives me up the wall is that they put a sticker on the door.
I signed the previous one because I figured "fuck it, maybe he'll just accept it."
The dude went to the length that he actually wrote a note saying I have to sign it in person.
He did all this but he couldn't be fucked to ring the doorbell (I know this because the doorbell is so fucking loud it wakes me up if I'm asleep).
I signed the previous one because I figured "fuck it, maybe he'll just accept it."
The dude went to the length that he actually wrote a note saying I have to sign it in person.
He did all this but he couldn't be fucked to ring the doorbell (I know this because the doorbell is so fucking loud it wakes me up if I'm asleep).

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Inconuucl wrote:You can't kill Strymon, it'll just resurrect 3 days later.
BitchPudding wrote:Despite all my rage, I am still just eating tacos in a cage.
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Canada Post have literally never come and knocked on my door. If there wasn't online tracking I would never even know I had packages because they aren't even leaving slips anymore, I don't understand if it's just an insane level of laziness, extreme incompetence or if the delivery person has a hugely personal vendetta against me for some reason, because both of my neighbours get slips.
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Been spending my day off waiting for some guy to pick up an amp, just let me know he's an hour out and that's pretty much my whole day gone. Thanks, Canada.
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This sent me on an Old Man Gloom binge while lifting weights this morning.Invisible Man wrote:The answer is to bury your head in the sand and listen to Isis.spacelordmother wrote:TFW when you're so stressed from all the work you have to do that you can't concentrate long enough to get anything done and the deadlines are creeping ever closer.
For some reason this pissed my wife off.
Then some other shit happened and now I'm torn between trying to maintain my marriage or caving to my current energy resources which are saying "fuck it."
I mean, I'll do it, but right now I just couldn't be arsed figuring out how not to fuck it up and make it worse.
Like I always seem to do.
Another large component of this is her shithead brother, who decidied to drop her a text and dredge up some deep psychological shit from her past.
Its gonna take all my will not to batter that cunt's head in if I ever see him again.
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