The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[Iommic Pope]

Bombtrack tenure track?

Cuz I'm inclined to stoop down
Hand out some low grades

GRADING IN THE NAME OF.

Sorry—I just can't stop envisioning you jumping up on your desk at work and going off on some De La Rocha style rant

That's basically correct, actually. I won't keep giving the particulars, but I have comical levels of anger brewing and nowhere to put them put misplaced and irrational action.

So now Im goin down the staff room with a shotgun
These people aint earned a real qualification since their grandpappy bought one.
So now im goig down to admin with a shotgun.
*weetitititititititititit (morello guitar noise)*

[actual]

I just had to forfeit and use quantize after doing 60 or so takes of the same 32 bar bass riff over the last couple of days. I hate everything.

[Invisible Man]

Bombtrack tenure track?

Cuz I'm inclined to stoop down
Hand out some low grades

GRADING IN THE NAME OF.

Sorry—I just can't stop envisioning you jumping up on your desk at work and going off on some De La Rocha style rant

That's basically correct, actually. I won't keep giving the particulars, but I have comical levels of anger brewing and nowhere to put them put misplaced and irrational action.

So now Im goin down the staff room with a shotgun
These people aint earned a real qualification since their grandpappy bought one.
So now im goig down to admin with a shotgun.
*weetitititititititititit (morello guitar noise)*

This is a meditation. Thank yuh.

FORFEIT AND QUANTIZE

[Invisible Man]

Just yelled at someone who came into my office for calling Venetian Snares 'techno.'

[friendship]

My butt hurts. Not my butthole or the inside of my ass, but like my left gluteus. I didn't pull it or bump into anything or get plowed real hard. Why does my butt hurt.

[comesect2.0]

woody will help you friendship

[friendship]

massage my tender buttock, woody

[Chankgeez]

I think I've blown…























the built-in speakers in my laptop.

[neonblack]

Left a fucking pedal I'm trying to sell in someone's practice room and I have no clue when he'll be there again. I just have to hope to catch him there in the next couple days.

Also have to be up in 5 hours. For a 16 hour day. FML.

[Olin]

Got 22 hours left on a layover in Amsterdam. It's too hot and there are too many people, I just want a quiet corner to sleep in.

[jrfox92]

Called the IRS to set up a payment plan for unpaid taxes.
They leave me on hold for a fucking hour.
I can actually hear them bouncing me around the system.

Finally, somebody answers, but this motherfucker is practically whispering into the microphone.
After plenty of back in forth just trying to get them to speak in clear English, they finally said I'd have to pay ~$200 a month over a period of four months.

"You know what, fuck this, I'll just pay the whole thing off right now."

Instead of simply sending me to whomever would handle payments, they decide to get all worked up (I assume, since it's not like I could actually hear what the fuck they were saying) over my use of the word "fuck".

Over everything else, I was really hoping Trump would actually fire everyone in the IRS (or whatever he said he'd do, same thing).

[friendship]

butt update my butt no longer hurts

[imJonWain]

I'm getting old.

[Iommic Pope]

Why the fuck are reverb sellers asking for $60-70au to ship a fucking tc pedal to Australia, on top of an already above new price for a used pedal.
Fuck that site right now, but ebay is even worse.
No pedals for me.

[raj007]

Why the fuck are reverb sellers asking for $60-70au to ship a fucking tc pedal to Australia, on top of an already above new price for a used pedal.
Fuck that site right now, but ebay is even worse.
No pedals for me.

Makes no sense . I think I paid like $25 to ship to you.