The spite, hate, rage, apathy and mild irritation thread...

[bloatedsack]

If you can find it, beause I think they're done producing it, Yo Gabba Gabba is the best thing for kids who the age I presume yours is. It's kinda batshit crazy, it's loaded with awesome cast (Biz Markie and Mark Mothersbaugh!), the guest stars are usually really cool and were pretty deep cuts and the music was always great.

[jrfox92]

Idk if this is popular where you live or if you even live in Australia bUT this show, dot and the kangaroo, she's gotten into is tripped out...this kangaroo feeds a little girl roots and then can speak to animals but is told to not eat too much...or you'll know too much...and you'll be miserable aha

Sounds psuedo-religious.
Is the Kangaroo god?

[aens_wife]

Fuck it all. My son has lost almost all of our tools. He is the most disorganized person I have ever met. I need to bleed the line for our fuel oil, but I can't find the god damn pipe wrench. So I get to go spend another $20 on a tool I already own. I am cold and I just want to turn my heater back on.

[Eivind August]

You guys are really encouraging my "No Children"-policy today.

[Disarm D'arcy]

A policy can be overturned. Don't sweat it.

Hang in there buddies.

[aedes]

They really are the worst.

[Eivind August]

A policy can be overturned. Don't sweat it.

Hehe, yeah. Nah, I like kids, the policy is there because I inherited a cancer gene from my mother, and after seeing her go through that, I'm not too keen on passing it along.

Could always adopt though, for that tool-loosing, ape-hating experience.

[aens_wife]

Could always adopt though, for that tool-loosing, ape-hating experience.

Don't forget the sleep stealing, mess making, tantrum throwing, teen angst having experiences. Those are important too.

[Eivind August]

Yeah, you're really selling me on that whole deal.

[Invisible Man]

It's way more fun to bitch about kids than to say sweet things.

My 18 month-old gives me hugs and kisses all day.
My three year-old can't stop talking about how great I am and how much she loves me.
The both run around like maniacs in the yard and make me pick them up so that they can kick over the snowmen they've made.
My unborn baby is waving at me through the ultrasound and doing the hand-heart thing.

That either made you sick or you stopped reading it after the first one. The genetics thing is no joke, though, either way.

[aedes]

It's way more fun to bitch about kids than to say sweet things.

My 18 month-old gives me hugs and kisses all day.
My three year-old can't stop talking about how great I am and how much she loves me.
The both run around like maniacs in the yard and make me pick them up so that they can kick over the snowmen they've made.
My unborn baby is waving at me through the ultrasound and doing the hand-heart thing.

That either made you sick or you stopped reading it after the first one. The genetics thing is no joke, though, either way.

Damn you. It's all dusty in here now.

[odontophobia]

It's way more fun to bitch about kids than to say sweet things.

My 18 month-old gives me hugs and kisses all day.
My three year-old can't stop talking about how great I am and how much she loves me.
The both run around like maniacs in the yard and make me pick them up so that they can kick over the snowmen they've made.
My unborn baby is waving at me through the ultrasound and doing the hand-heart thing.

That either made you sick or you stopped reading it after the first one. The genetics thing is no joke, though, either way.

People at work ask me daily how the baby is. I give some complaints. Then show them a picture of the baby being adorable. Shit. Ya know?

[bloatedsack]

A policy can be overturned. Don't sweat it.

Hang in there buddies.

My wife and I had a strict no children policy.

Then one day I was the proud owner of twins.

There is a God, and he is cruel.

[snipelfritz]

That either made you sick or you stopped reading it after the first one.

I think it actually gave me a cold.

[Andrew]

I was really looking forward to seeing John Wick 2 on Friday. Found out that that the movie still hasn't been classified or has a release date. Australia, why do you have to fucking suck like this?

I honestly don't ask for much in my life.